Just what the title says.I'm watching Robin Hood, 2018. And it's so bad I'm literally crying with laughter. I thought the opening minutes with a litany of terrible cliches people mention in the "what's the trope you dislike the most" threads here on reddit was bad. But then they get to "the middle east" quickly and, my god.The creative decision here is to make it look, sound, and act like a modern war movie as much as possible. The "good guys" have clothing that could easily be mistaken for some generic western army uniform, arrows work like bullets and make a similar sound on impact. The "unit" yes literally, all hold and move their bows exactly like guns. Then when I thought it couldn't get worse, when I thought this would be as bad as Assassin's Creed, the movie with the worst cinematographer I've ever seen including TV shows and youtube channels, some dude in Robin Hood shouts "signal the stone throwers!"Yep, they have precision targeted catapults loaded with rocks, waiting to go for a signal flair... arrow. And I'm wiping a few tears away. They already had a full auto crossbow, and a crossbow bazooka. And just when I didn't think it could be written more by an eight year old... "Signal the stone throwers!" Fuck.So what's your worst movie ever? via /r/movies http://bit.ly/2THZk2P
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